Four jobs I've had in my life:1. intern at MTV2. visual merchandiser at Banana Republic (is it wrong that I didn't know how to spell banana until that damn Gwen Stefani song?)3. teacher/secretary at a dance studio4. tutorFour nicknames I've been given:1. Lala or just La by my WHBC family2. Babygirl by a couple boyfriends3. … Continue reading Damn Shani and her Tagging!
What she was really saying is that she admires herself for trusting in him. She went ahead and threw up her hands for that man, just like I threw up my hands for my career. And she's being courageous enough to let the pieces fall where they may, just like I was with my career … Continue reading I am a Single Woman
I am the ex-fiance of my gay husband's brother.Get it?I'll give you a minute to connect the dots...It's not as bad as it may sound. My ex-boyfriend (who I now call my husband, the Will to my Grace) had a friend (whom he called brother) whom I got in a relationship with as you may … Continue reading A Rose by Any Other Name…
You ever think you're over something, only to be confronted with the something again just to realize you weren't really over it in as much as you were able to put it outta your mind because you had some distance from it?Anyone?You ever looked around and realized the number of people in your life far … Continue reading Yall Don’t Appreciate Nothing
His breath is in my hair. I am curled up in his lap, his arms wrapped tight around me. I'm resting my head in the curve that his shoulder makes where it meets his neck. I'm inhaling his light scent, and scratching my nails through his curly hair he grew out because I asked him … Continue reading Part 2
I did finally graduate despite the bullshit!! Yay!!!!! In the meantime, I will finally go back and post the tons of blogs that I've been writing on my trusty sidekick on the go that I haven't had time to post. Just to get a few things clear...*I did graduate despite my teacher fucking with me … Continue reading Just a Note
Sister: It shouldn't be this hard.Me: I know. How do I keep getting myself into these almost relationships? And why don't I leave?Sister: haha almost relationships. I like that.Me: I like the phrase. Notsomuch the situationSo there's this guy. (Isn't there always?) He and I started getting close last summer after one too many 6,7,8 … Continue reading When Does Almost Count?
Ahh graduation. That time of year when your head is wound so tight that it seem as though it might LITERALLY explode, your patience is impossibly short, you're arguing for grades that you know you deserve and you've fought with at LEAST 6 professors.In public.And VERY loudly.Just me huh?Sigh. Shit really shouldn't be this hard. … Continue reading Gradu- Wait What the FUCK did you Just Say to Me?!?!
It's raining. Hard. This proves to be an all around fail, as I'm wearing a wife beater and flip flops. I pace impatiently at the entrance, trying to look out but not wanting to get wet. I take out my little pink phone, press and hold '2' and connect with my best friend. She tells … Continue reading Part 1