Since I am guilty of leaving a comment on one of my favorite blogs, here goes my questionaire. One of the best I’ve ever done I’ve gotta say.
1. If you could be doing what you really want to be doing for a living, what would it be?
a singer, actress, director, actor, entreponigga, owner of AIDS hospices in Atl, NY, and San Fran, director and teacher at my own performing arts school in Atl…all at the same time of course lol
2. If you could slap the shit out of any famous person, alive or dead, who would it be?
Goddamn Paris Hilton. Have you seen her new video? Could she give Gwen Stefani her swag back please?
3. What’s the dumbest decision you’ve made in the past 5 years?
Well, that’s a trick question. To answer it I’d have to admit I was wrong about something. This will not happen.
4. Give up one for a year: (good) sex or (good) music.
Oh goodness. Well, I gave up sex for a year. And I suppose since you said GOOD sex and not GREAT sex then the sex. Music gets me thru my life
5. Dudes, would you rather have a big dick or a great sense of humor? Ladies, nice tits & azz or common sense?
I’ve got the tits and ass but the common sense gets me further. I hate stupid people, but espeically airheaded black women. Wrong, yes, but still true. I can’t help but look at stupid people and think…considering the emptiness in your head, shouldn’t you float away at any minute?
6. So you’ve been invited to an all expense paid Blogger Prom in The Bahamas. You’re sitting at the bar on the beach. Which blogger do you want to join you for hours of good convo?
Shani cuz our conversations never fail to be hilarious and brilliantly insightful at the same time, Joy cuz she’s the left side of my brain, Duck b/c she seems extraordinarily interesting and talented and we seem to have alot of the same interests, Serial b/c he’s gotta have the best stories and I refuse to believe he’s as shallow as he seems, and Olu because he’s the perfect mix of genius and humility. Also, he’s wickedly funny.
7. Which blogger would you most like to cuddle with on the beach? (And don’t defer to your current significant other either. Infidelity won’t count against you. Duh.) Um…I guess John. But mostly because I cuddle with him anyway because I know he’ll start playing in my hair. And I’m used to it. And it’s not romantic. And I don’t know you other people LOL
8. You’re going on a 5 hour road trip…which 5 CDs do you bring?
*Nikka Costa “Everybody got Their Something”
* Stevie Wonder “Songs in the Key of Life”
* Christina Aguilerra “Stripped”
*T.I. “I’m Serious”
* the Dave Chappelle Block Party Soundtrack
9. Would you rather bury your children young or have your children bury you young?
Oh goodness. I would rather have them bury me I guess. Even if I couldn’t live a full life I’d like them to be able to.
10. What’s your biggest insecurity?
That I’m not talented enough or disciplined enough or hardworking enough to accomplish the things I want to. (see #1)
12. When’s the last time you peed your pants?
5th grade, my teacher wouldn’t let me go to the bathroom so I didn’t quite make it to the bathroom when I finally broke into a run down the hall
13. Which was better, your first kiss or your first pay check?
gotta be my first kiss. My first paycheck sucked up one side and down the other. But my first kiss was soo good I had to lift my leg up. Like Ana said. (Read Movie Kisses) Really the first kiss with anyone really. There’s always that anticipation of what its going to be like, the awkward moment before you find that rhythm that’s all your own, learning a new taste, a new tongue, new set of lips… mmm mmm mmm. Viva la first kiss!!!
14. Do you have kids? Want kids?
Don’t have any but I’d love to have some. Don’t really think it’s gonna happen for me though.
15. You get dropped off at home after the office holiday party by your bitch azz boss that you can’t effing stand…you exit the car and he peels out, runs a red light at your corner and rolls up an unsuspecting midget. The next day the midget watch groups are on TV outraged at the heartless hit and run, and are calling for any witnesses to please come forward…that half dead midget has a family at home waiting on C-mas presents. Would you take $1000 hush money? $500? $100? A six pack?
LMAO What the hell kinda question is this?!? HAHAHA I have no idea
16. Live the rest of your life without your eyebrows or your fingernails?
eyebrows. you can draw those in
17. What makes you angry?
that boy I can’t stand who gets under my skin, that boy I still love to death that gets under my skin, my mama who gets under my skin, stupid people who are proud to be ignorant, fat people in spandex, whining
18. What makes you horny?
thunderstorms, “Imagine that” by R. Kelly (6 min sex set to music. Try it.) or “Ask Yourself” by Raheem DeVaughn, kisses on the small of my back, taking a bubble bath and sliding into clean sheets, driving really fast, watching black men play basketball
19. What makes you nervous?
auditioning, giving people advice, going home, flying
20. What makes you smile?
funny text messages from Joy, unexpected phone calls or IMs from a crush, new shoes
So if you read this you have to respond. Do it on your blog, in the comments, on Myspace, whatever. But you better do it! YOU’RE IT!!!