I forgot one!!!"I be schoolin' these young bitches my nigga. My bitches go ta class like niggas be goin' ta werk bruh. An' bitches ain't dismissed 'til I rang dey bell."LMFAO!!!Living in Texas is gonna kill me.
God bless Texas. These niggas are crazy. I have heard and seen some of the WILDEST SHIT since I got here. Old slang I haven't heard anyone use, indigenious slang I haven't heard anyone use, and just plain ol' coonery and nonesense. The highlights:~ the girl I drove past on 45 eating... tape. Off a … Continue reading I Wish a Muthaf*cka Would…
Ahh bitches. Lol They slay me.I can't escape them. They're everywhere. EVERYWHERE, I tell ya. And they like me. I mean to say they LOVE ME. Like they're inexplicably DRAWN to me, a proverbial moth to my flame we'll say.*Sigh.* I can't stand bitches.There's a fellow blogger out there in the bloguniverse, I'm deciding whether … Continue reading Bitches Be Hatin’ Part 2
I am a loser.I've never been so sure of it in all my life. I remember writing some posts a couple months back about how I was ready to graduate, ready to take on the world and apply my freshly acquired Howard knowledge.But now...Notsomuch.I'm a loser.All the people I know are doing great and wonderful … Continue reading L is for Loser
...blogging has a way of making you feel close to people you've never really met. I talk about you blog folks all the time, refer people to your sites, and even found myself today going, "Well my friend Jameil says..." I don't KNOW Jameil!! Never met her! EVER. LOLBut I guess the annonimity (sp?) of … Continue reading Either I’m a Lil Crazy or…
Wanna read something funny? And not just funny but fall-down-on-the-floor-kick-your-legs-up-in-the-air-screaming-laughing-crying-tears-rolling-down-your-face funny? Well then go read this:http://www.capricana.blogspot.com/Because it's funny. Because it's sad. Because it's a good reason to never be in a relationship. Oh and if you live in DC pass the word along to the ladies: the dogs are on the prowl!!!!
I am leaving DC.For good.This is the part I haven't yet quite wrapped my mind around.After weeks of back and forth, false starts, failed plans, I’m leaving. For real this time. I don't know what to do with that.I never necessarily thought that DC could become a home to me. But in four years I … Continue reading The Hardest Thing I’ll Ever Do
There's a girl. Lets call her She. To put it plainly, She don't like me. I find this laughable. Why you ask? Because She ain't never met me.I've never met this girl. Never laid eyes on her. She's never seen me except for pictures. Too her I am words. Words created and spoken by someone … Continue reading Bitches Be Hatin’
1. Watching fireworks half drunk is scary.2. It's never comfortable to have a friends' family members flirt with you.3. See #2 and add a suitor 30 years my senior.4. See #2 and add a suitor 7 years my junior.5. Pink Pussies are a drink, and will cause family members from #3 to engage in a … Continue reading 10 Things I’ve Learned from 4th of July in DC