Wanna read something funny? And not just funny but fall-down-on-the-floor-kick-your-legs-up-in-the-air-screaming-laughing-crying-tears-rolling-down-your-face funny? Well then go read this:
Because it’s funny. Because it’s sad. Because it’s a good reason to never be in a relationship. Oh and if you live in DC pass the word along to the ladies: the dogs are on the prowl!!!!