L is for Loser

I am a loser.

I’ve never been so sure of it in all my life.

I remember writing some posts a couple months back about how I was ready to graduate, ready to take on the world and apply my freshly acquired Howard knowledge.

But now…

I’m a loser.

All the people I know are doing great and wonderful things and I am truly happy for them because, truth be told, the class of ’06 from Howard University are some truly talented muthaf*ckas and we deserve it. Well, they deserve it.

Because I am a loser.
And I SWEAR I’m only like 7% jealous.
(percentages subject to change based upon the number of unpaid bills at any time on my bedside table, number of drinks consumed, and how many weekends I spend in Houston hanging out with my mother because I don’t have any friends.)

I’m gonna be one of those IHOP employees or shuttle bus drivers with a Howard degree that spends their 45th birthday crying over Ramen.


Did I mention I’m a loser?

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