Me and the Wife are so funny...Wife: american idol WILL be the death of meLa: OHMIGOD!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOLa: LOLLa: LOLLa: LOLLa: LOLLa: LOLLa: LOLWife: have you ever heard a person sing lady marmalade while sounding like they're both crying and having an orgasm?La: I swear, a lil bit of pee came out, lolWife: lol lmao!Wife: and … Continue reading fuckery
I think I might be depressed. I didn't wanna watch football today. Me! Not wanna watch football! That's like a cat wanting to go swimming or a dog not licking it's own balls. It just ain't natural.I came home from work, already disgruntle because not only did I miss the Saints game, but I received … Continue reading Maybe It’s All the Rain…?
I hear it all the time. At least once a week. "La, why are you single? You're such wifey material." I get it so often that hearing the phrase is like nails on a chalkboard. Truthfully, I used to think so. I used to think whoever ended up with me would be a lucky man. … Continue reading Wifey Material
"Well now you can dedicate your life to your other talents. The good news is that today you discovered singing will NOT be it."This came outta Simon's mouth exactly 3.78 minutes into the newest season and I fell over onto the floor laughing. Which is where I stayed for the rest of the show.Are these … Continue reading Simon Cowell is My American Idol
I wanna go on a date dammit! Like a real, honest to goodness, true to life, it-took- me-all-day-to-leave-the-house-looking-like-this-but-dammit-if-I-don't-look-good-as-a-muthafucka date. Youknowhatimsayin?Today at work we discovered two important things about modern day relationships. #1: Psuedo boyfriends are is style. (I'm such a fuckin' trendsetter.) (Is my potty mouth getting worse?) (Well what can ya do? I say … Continue reading That is All.
1. There should be a waffle house on every corner and the employees there should be as ghetto and/or country as possible.2. 285 is the most fantastic feat of engineering known to man.3. The word shawty can be used to convey any emotion.4. A "nice car" does not have to be a car of the … Continue reading Things I Believe as an Atlanta Native
What if I was the type of person that everything came easily to?And don't tell me if it wasn't difficult I wouldn't appreciate it cuz I don't wanna talk to you.
Me: I think what really defines the distinction between relationships is the thing you found in the new relationship that you didn't get in the old. Or even better, something you didn't even know you liked til the new guy starts doin' it. And then you go, you know, like, hey! This rocks!Coworker: I agree. … Continue reading Good Head
I often ponder the big decisions I've made and wonder how my life would be different. What if I'd never gone to Howard? Who would I be? Who would I know? How would my life be different? What if I didn't grow up in Atlanta? What if I grew up in, say, Cali? Would the … Continue reading The Guy not Chosen