fuckery

Me and the Wife are so funny...Wife: american idol WILL be the death of meLa: OHMIGOD!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOLa: LOLLa: LOLLa: LOLLa: LOLLa: LOLLa: LOLWife: have you ever heard a person sing lady marmalade while sounding like they're both crying and having an orgasm?La: I swear, a lil bit of pee came out, lolWife: lol lmao!Wife: and … Continue reading fuckery

Wifey Material

I hear it all the time. At least once a week. "La, why are you single? You're such wifey material." I get it so often that hearing the phrase is like nails on a chalkboard. Truthfully, I used to think so. I used to think whoever ended up with me would be a lucky man. … Continue reading Wifey Material

That is All.

I wanna go on a date dammit! Like a real, honest to goodness, true to life, it-took- me-all-day-to-leave-the-house-looking-like-this-but-dammit-if-I-don't-look-good-as-a-muthafucka date. Youknowhatimsayin?Today at work we discovered two important things about modern day relationships. #1: Psuedo boyfriends are is style. (I'm such a fuckin' trendsetter.) (Is my potty mouth getting worse?) (Well what can ya do? I say … Continue reading That is All.

One More

What if I was the type of person that everything came easily to?And don't tell me if it wasn't difficult I wouldn't appreciate it cuz I don't wanna talk to you.

Good Head

Me: I think what really defines the distinction between relationships is the thing you found in the new relationship that you didn't get in the old. Or even better, something you didn't even know you liked til the new guy starts doin' it. And then you go, you know, like, hey! This rocks!Coworker: I agree. … Continue reading Good Head