Is Beyonce in Town?

Thus begins the first in an ongoing new series, “Things La Doesn’t Understand…”

Leaving work last night around 11pm, I was kinda shocked to see lots of people crowded outside my local Barnes and Noble. As I got a little closer, I saw ropes in front of the doors. Then I realized, people had lawn chairs and blankets and radios and food and books. I was confused.

“Is that a Ticketmaster location or something? Is Beyonce in town?” I asked my co-worker. Cuz trust, there is nothing like the return of this town’s favorite girl to create quite a stir.
“No, I don’t thinks so,” he replies.

We keep walking. Once we get up on the crowd we realize what it is…


Are you HIGH?!?! It’s a BOOK!!!

Now, I love to read. I love books. I have dozens of them. And not ONE of them I ever camped out overnight to buy.

Lemme tell you how La’s future 6 year old will not be camped out in full Hogwart’s gear at 11 o’clock at night to get a book. No, take your little ass to sleep.

Camping out on the curb for ANYTHING is unacceptable. Camping out for a BOOK with your CHILD is even worse.

I just don’t get it…

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