Yoink!

Shamelessly stolen from X. Much like her disclaimer stated, if you’re not interested in the detaiils of my sex life, skip this post. But if you are (and you wanna play too)…

Copy this entire list to your blog. BOLD everything that is true about you. Leave plain anything that is not true about you. Put an asterisk next to anything you would like to be true. I can’t do special fonts on my Sidekick, so bear with me 🙂

THINGS THAT ARE TRUE

1. I sleep better after sex.
2. There are some nights I cannot sleep without sex or masturbating.
3. I have had phone sex.
4. I have watched more than one gay/lesbian porn video.
5.. I think we should do more to understand the cultures of sex.
6. I would participate in sex research given the opportunity.
7. I currently have a “crush” on someone of the same sex.
8. I am difficult to live with if I’m not having sex on a regular basis.
9. I have had sex under water.
10. I have given sex as a gift.
11. I have made a video having sex.
12. I have taken nude pictures
13. I have taken a trip longer than an hour just for a booty call
14. The bed is NOT my most favorite place to have sex.
15. I am turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate.
16. I have had sex knowning someone else was watching.
17. I have been tied up during sex.
18. I have dripped wax onto a lover’s body.
19. I have had a lover drip wax onto my body.
20. Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget.
21. I have clicked on porn links in my email.
22. I have flashed strangers.
23. I have set-up a three-way for my lover.
24. I have had sex at my place of employment.
25. I have had sex while wearing a blindfold.
26. I have blindfolded someone else during sex.
27. I have had sex with someone who was tied up.

THINGS THAT ARE FALSE
1. I like being choked during sex.
2. I have given/received a facial.
3. Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac.
4. I have had more than one partner in a 24 hour period
5. I have had sex while surfing porn on the Internet.
6. I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships.
7. I have had sex in the snow.
8. I am in a polyamorous relationship.
9. I have had a one night stand.
10. I have a foot fetish.
11. I have a leather fetish.
12. I have a tickle fetish.
13. I enjoy nudie magazines.
14. I think PLAYBOY is tame, maybe even boring.
15. Much of what I know about sex comes from porn.

THINGS I WISH WERE TRUE
1. I want to have sex with someone on my blogroll.
2. I sleep better with someone snuggled up next to me.
3. I have to have music playing while having sex.
4. I am a member of the Mile-High Club.
5. I stopped during this list to have sex.
6. I have had more than ten orgasms in one night.
7. I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence.
8. I have had sex while watching porn.
9. I have masturbated for someone over a web cam.
10. I have had sex over a web cam.
11. I have watched a couple have sex.

So there isn’t much on the list of things I haven’t done or wouldn’t do. So um…

*hangs head in shame*

*smiles a little on the inside*

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