Guilty Pleasure

I adore Jennifer Lopez. I can't help it. I think this woman is utterly completely and totally FABULOUS. Sure, she can barely hold a note in a bucket with a lid on it, and I know that as a trained singer, I am supposed to loathe everything she represents. But she is FAB.U.LOUS!!!Look at this … Continue reading Guilty Pleasure


Even more...1. Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about?Over. And it bothers my OCD having ass pretty badly when it's not.2. Toilet when you are done: everything up, seat down but lid up, everything down?Lid up, seat down. I AM a chick3. When was the last time you kissed someone … Continue reading Burglarly


Organized Noise has given me a whole bunch of tags to do. Here's the first...I am not: patient. Mostly because I am used to getting my way with very little effortI hate: narrow minded peopleI hear: that I'm the prototypeI regret: only one thing...I cry: very rarely and always in privateI care: about my friendsI … Continue reading Thievery

Snatch and Grab

More from Organized Noise...1. Define "infidelity" as it relates to a relationship. Have you ever been guilty of infidelity? Have you ever been the victim of infidelity? Have you ever been a participant in someone else's infidelity?For all intense purposes I have always defined cheating as strictly a tangible act; going on a date with … Continue reading Snatch and Grab


1. What's the worst/corniest pick up line someone has used on you and/or you used?After I first got to Texas I was in the mall walking around when this dude totally fell flat on his face in front of me. I laughed, of course, but I leaned down to help him up. I asked him … Continue reading Abscond


Organized Noise invited me to do this one...1. What is the best relationship advice you've ever received?"Love cannot exist where ego is present." I have never seen a relationship where there is an exception to this rule. I don't think you can truly love someone where your biggest concern is still self; how you will … Continue reading Shoplifting

Still Stealing

... this one from Wise1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007?Yes. But not nearly enough for my liking.2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?Yes, quite a few times actually.3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?Wouldn't you if you fell face first off the bed?4. EVER CRY DURING SEX?Yeah. It's a strange sensation.5. DO YOU LIKE TO … Continue reading Still Stealing


I should seriously stop stealing. But this one comes curtosy of the homie Organized Noise.Accent – Well, when I let it out, it soooo thick countryghetto. I had to learn at a very early age to control it in order to pursue a career singing and acting, but when I get within an 100 mile … Continue reading Yoink!

Road Trip Bitches!!!

So I have been thinking very seriously about where my nomadic self would like to go. I kept thinking, I WANNA GO SOMEWHERE RIGHT NOW, but realistically speaking with my life being the big question mark that it is right now, that might not be entirely feasible. But I really wanted to take X up … Continue reading Road Trip Bitches!!!