Still Stealing

... this one from Wise


1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007?
Yes. But not nearly enough for my liking.

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Yes, quite a few times actually.

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
Wouldn't you if you fell face first off the bed?

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX?
Yeah. It's a strange sensation.

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Notsomuch, but it depends on the person mostly. I have cuddled before. But don't tell anyone

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Yes. Bastard.

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
by faked you mean....?

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Oh no. PLEASE talk. Alot. And loudly. And the least R rated the better.

9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
Unprotected physically or emotionally? Unfortunately yes to both.

10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANT
OTHER?
No. My friends and I don't have even remotely the same taste in men, which is why we're still friends.

11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
No. And I don't think I could. Despite all my tough talk, I'm really a sissy at heart.

12. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
No. Which is shocking.

14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
HA! Yeah. And not even how you're thinking.

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN?
Ugh. Yes.

16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
Much like Wise, "I know it's up there somewhere."

17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
16ish?

18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
um... lol. I'm gonna plead the 5th cuz I know he reads my blog still

19. DO YOU THINK THAT #18 IS POSSIBLE?
Probably. I'd give it a 80/20 chance in favor of the probable.

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
I'm sure I'm way past that

21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS?
Enough to know what I'm doing, not so many that I should feel like a hoe.

22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?
Depends on the person but generally, yes.

23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY
TO?
Yeah, occassionally. He's alot different now than how I remember, so we don't talk often.

24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANT
OTHER?
Notsomuch.

25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?
Never had any concrete evidence, but I've had my suspicians.

26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD?
Very, VERY good

27. LINGERIE?
It's a waste. Mostly I spend the whole day picking out something great for him to go, "That's cute baby... now take that off." It's not worth the effort.
Just show up naked and put on heels.

28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?
Yes. And at work nonetheless!

29. WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX?
(x) park
( ) church
( ) cemetery
( ) beach
( ) boat
(x) school
( ) parent's bed
(X) your bed
(X) car
( ) picnic table
(x) kitchen counter
(X) couch/chair
(x) dining room/kitchen table
( ) woods (open and/or in a tent)
(x) hood of a car
(X) bathroom
(x) shower
(x) bathtub
(X) the other person's bed
(X) porch/deck/balcony
(x) in a house with parents home
( ) at a party (But I reeeeaaaally want to)
(x) on top of the washer/dryer
( ) with other people in the room
(X) hotel
( ) concert
( ) grandparent's house
( ) field
( ) bleachers
( ) bookstore stock room
( ) linen closet

30. How many virgins have you "deflowered?"
Just one. And I'm quite proud of it.

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