"Ay remember that time we went at it in (undisclosed location even I am too much of a prude to admit to you)? I was just thinking about that."This is the kinda thing I woke up to in the middle of the night when I got up to go to the potty. Was everyone drunk … Continue reading Drunk Texting
There's a couple ways you know you've slept EXTRA well. They include...1. Waking up and your pillowcase is twisted around.2. Realizing that at some point during the middle of the night, you've discarded some clothing and you have no recollection of doing so.3. You wake up completely under the covers... and at the foot of … Continue reading Good Sleep
Mari and I are sprawled out on the floor in her living room, for some reason choosing to leave the couch vacant in favor of sinking into the plush white carpet. We're pouring over pictures and yearbooks, and other keepsakes Mari keeps stored in the back of her closet. I take in all the places … Continue reading Paris
Seriously, I was having problems. Black button down? Navy blue belted shirt dress? Black pants? White pants? Gray pants? Pumps? Flats? Sandals? Hair straight? Curly? Up? Down? So many very important questions.And then I thought to myself, "Self, I'm the SHIT. Why am I trippin'?"And that was that.I settled on white REALLY wide leg pants, … Continue reading First Day
I promise I'm getting around to blogging about my 1st day at work...Catch up on the archives in the meantime. 300 posts! Get to reading! lol
That has absolutely nothing to do with anything, other than the fact the shit cracks me up. Cool points for anyone who can tell me what song starts like that!I see X-Factor has taken over Jam's blog bully duties, leaving all that hatefulness in the peanut gallery. Hush, bitch.Anyway, I'm back. I can't decide if … Continue reading Smoke Somethin’ Bitch
Gone home to Atlanta for the weekend.Be back bright and early... in the afternoon... sometime... next week... um... yeah. Try not to miss me too much, yes?Oh, and also, if anyone wakes up extra early or stays up extra late, hit me up! I'm still on the road!!! Play with me! I'm lonely and trying … Continue reading A-Town Bound
"She was such a lovely girl, and then one day she just snapped. She was never quite the same after that..."
And/or things that are currently irritating the hell out of me, somewhat in the same vein of Organized Noise's THYFT.1. Why you're surprised that your boyfriend gave you something when you PERSONALLY know at least 2 of the people he's cheating with.2. Why I bought a digital camera just because it was red.a. Why I … Continue reading More Things La Doesn’t Understand
You know what I'm tired of? People apologizing when they don't mean it. Paris, Lindsay, Nicole, Naomi, Foxy, Vick, and now this Vanessa Hodgins chick.Ok, so you drove drunk/did a line of coke/killed poor little puppies/threw a Blackberry at a random bitches head/made a sex tape/leaked nude pictures/etc that wound up all over the internet, … Continue reading Balls on the Table Bitch!!!