Drunk Texting

“Ay remember that time we went at it in (undisclosed location even I am too much of a prude to admit to you)? I was just thinking about that.”

This is the kinda thing I woke up to in the middle of the night when I got up to go to the potty. Was everyone drunk last night but me? I got THE BEST texts, emails, and IMs last night, and one reeeeaaaaly good voicemail. I LOVE drunk texting (when it’s not me)! God bless lowered inhibitions.

What in the world is it that makes us do this? What is it about drinking that says, “You know who I should talk to RIGHT NOW?” and proceed to dial said person immediately? I myself am a notorious drunk texter, and while I’ve never said anything while d.t.ing that I wouldn’t say sober, I certainly woulda tried to do it much… nicer.
Or at least a lil less crude.

Personally, I’ve gotten into the habit of giving up my phone when I know I’m about to get throwed because the consequences of MY drunk texting have been quite varied in their destruction.

But you? Don’t give your phone up! I love the drunk texts. Keep it coming

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