Dear Blog Fam,I'm pretty sure that today is the day I quit my life.Not any morbid suicide thoughts or craziness like that so there's no need to send nobody to the house with them ugly ass white jackets.But just... quit.I'm tired. And life has been kicking my ass. And I like my ass. It's pretty. … Continue reading Resignation
Cannon tagged me! So here are 6 random facts about me before I give you the answers to the post below, just in case there are a few stragglers.Here are the rules...1. link the person who tagged you…2. mention the rules in your blog…3. tell about 6 unspectacular quirks of yours4. tag 6 following bloggers … Continue reading In the Meantime…
I'm SO late, as back-to-back loser weeks after my birthday clearly sent me spiraling into a sleeping-too-much-cheese-fries-eating-Bacardi-tossing depression. But I'm (semi) more stable now and since all of you who have been reading for awhile know that I will never complete a trip recap, I present to you the following fun filled list of things … Continue reading Birthday List
I like to clean.No.Like, a lot.I'm very organized. Everything is sorted and filed, color coordinated and labeled. My closet is absurd. My shoes are mostly still in boxes, labels out. Arranged by box size. My clothes color blocked and arranged by length. My drawers perfectly board folded. The toiletries in my bathroom are perfectly aligned … Continue reading The Audacity of Hope
I have lived my entire life as a contradiction. Today was no different. Although it was probably the most egregious and ostentatious display of my eccentricities. So here's how it went...From the outside looking in it looks like a pretty girl who has been up (read: drunk) for 4 days in a moderately priced car … Continue reading Today I was an Oxymoron
So finally, after moving to this new crib months ago, I have finally unpacked the last box. All the archives are moved over. And in honor of this, I leave you with a list of my greatest hits. Posts that I love to this day, even some that are real vintage. Catch up on them … Continue reading WOO!
I want to turn a light on but I'm afraid it will scare her. I gave up trying to talk long ago, reasonable conversation long since abandoned for four letter exclamations and yelling that has now given way to silence. I’m watching her, this flurry of motion, moving so fast that the intricacies of her … Continue reading
...with Andy Borowitz.Below are some of his articles on current politics. Enjoy!* * * * * * * *Bush to Phase Out Environment by 2009Andy BorowitzSat Mar 29, 3:00 AM ET President George W. Bush confirmed today that his gutting of the Endangered Species Act is part of a broader plan to phase out the … Continue reading I Am in Love…