I might even (kiss and) tell…
THINGS LA MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE DONE TO CELEBRATE HER BIRTHDAY
2. Dropped $500 on clothes and shoes… in a day.
3. Eaten a dozen cupcakes… mostly by herself.
4. Slept with a blogger.
5. Slapped a meter maid.
6. Had a dance break in the middle of the airport because “Cold Hearted Snake” came on her I-pod and she may or may not know all the choreography.
7. Turned down a date from a very well known NBA player.
8. Kissed a girl.
9. Started a fight
10. Had sex in a parking garage up against a truck
11. Gotten drunk before 11am.
12. Fallen out of a tree.
13. Convinced a guy to dump his fiance.
14. Gotten a(nother) tattoo.
15. Learned to float on her back (not to be confused with…)
16. Called The Ex
17. Got arrested for stealing from Walgreen’s.
18. Filmed my first independent *ahem* adult movie (not starring me)
19. Cut off all my hair and dyed it blond
20. Got fired from my job for showing up intoxicated.
21.Organized an impromptu karaoke contest
22. Unknowingly trafficked X.
23. Met someone who might change her professional life
24. Moved in with Bob.
25. Went to a Scientology information meeting.