I might even (kiss and) tell…
THINGS LA MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE DONE TO CELEBRATE HER BIRTHDAY
2. Dropped $500 on clothes and shoes… in a day.
3. Eaten a dozen cupcakes… mostly by herself.
4. Slept with a blogger.
5. Slapped a meter maid.
6. Had a dance break in the middle of the airport because “Cold Hearted Snake” came on her I-pod and she may or may not know all the choreography.
7. Turned down a date from a very well known NBA player.
8. Kissed a girl.
9. Started a fight
10. Had sex in a parking garage up against a truck
11. Gotten drunk before 11am.
12. Fallen out of a tree.
13. Convinced a guy to dump his fiance.
14. Gotten a(nother) tattoo.
15. Learned to float on her back (not to be confused with…)
16. Called The Ex
17. Got arrested for stealing from Walgreen’s.
18. Filmed my first independent *ahem* adult movie (not starring me)
19. Cut off all my hair and dyed it blond
20. Got fired from my job for showing up intoxicated.
21.Organized an impromptu karaoke contest
22. Unknowingly trafficked X.
23. Met someone who might change her professional life
24. Moved in with Bob.
25. Went to a Scientology information meeting.
Liquor, Loans & Love 
Wife, I’m not even gonna try and sort this one out.
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based on your writing, i won’t be surprised if any of these things happened.nice birthday weekend!
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based on your writing, i won’t be surprised if any of these things happened.nice birthday weekend!
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I’m here by way of dreamcop08..3,11,9,17,20,24 are the events I REALLY hope didn’t take place…LOL
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diamonds i forgot you were a facebook friend. i was like how the…
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I think that all of these could have possibly happened lmao but you and Joy looked like yall had fun in the MIA
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I’mma just have to wait in the cut ’til you post the answers cuz otherwise I can’t!!!LOL@ Fallen out of a tree & kissed a girl..
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Rashan and jam are WRONG! I slept with Reka. Nanny nanny, boo boo. If she slept with a blogger, twerent I.
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I know what’s definitely true, but I don’t know what’s definitely not true. Does that make sense? I took myself out of the mix because of that fact. And I helped with one of these! Yay! Lol.
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I’ll come back later, but #4 is when you slept with Joy in a purely sleep way, right?
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you slept w/joy. she taught you to float and you got a tatt. i’m sure 1-3,6 are true & for no. 11… i mean really… who hasn’t?
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I’m going to go with the following:#s 2, 3, 6, 8, 9, 11, 14, 21, 23
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Since my email was duly rebuffed, I submit the following: #3, 4, 7, 8, 10, 11, 13, 15, 16, 21, 22, 23. I fully expect answers sooner rather than later. LOL.
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I just emailed you. I plead the 5th until I get a response. LOL.
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Hmmm…I’m gonna say the following are true: 1, 2, 6, 7, 11, 13, 14, 15, 16, 18, 21 & 23.[I’ll be back to claim my prize after you list the answers] LOL
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LMAO! What in the hell?!
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hahahaha yall SO think the worst of me (and some of it is true)But most of you are WRONG!You really do think I am more ridiculous than I am, me thinks.Answers to come soon…
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**giggle** 80%.
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1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, 11, 13, 14, 15, 16 (on a drunken dial tip), 21, 22, and 23…the rest seem outrageous although, I’m sure you may or may not have had a brush of those things at one point in your life…I doubt that they happened…either way, sounds like you had some pretty interesting times while you were gone…and might I add, took you long enough to come back!!!!
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Umm after reading your blog for a while, I’m going to say you did all this shyt. I can’t put anything past you! LOL!
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I believe that 1, 2, 5, 7 through 11, 24 and 25 are true.
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I think 1 thru 10 are true except 5 and 10.CTFU @ dancing to “cold hearted snake” in the airport though! LOL – wow!I wont even begin to guess on the others…though I do think you cut your hair and that it’s blonde.
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