You know my most favorite part about applying for new jobs? Getting to the Affirmative Action section. Most of it is pretty easy and self explanatory.Do you have a disability? Check the 'no' box.Are you a veteran? 'no' BoxWhat is your race?*blank stare*Ay yo La, wtf is your race!?! Pick a box! But you can … Continue reading Cream in Coffee or Coffee in Cream?
...that I have had for 3 weeks.I'm sitting at my desk at work and I can barely function. Even my eyeballs hurt. This is not a good look.Apparently the rumor is that it is stress...?*le sigh*I need to sit and be still and not talk to anyone cuz I'm not so good at it.But alas, … Continue reading I Have a Headache…
"Call me so I can get it juicy for you."I snap my head around. This nigga is talking to me for real. For real? For. Real. Niggacoon?I can't stand how every new popular song becomes the new pickup line to antigame activists everywhere."Nah. *updown like he's small* From the looks of you I'd do better … Continue reading "Shawty Wanna Thug"
Just a stream of consciousness for lack of any real post of any kind...Ever since Ortho Doc told me I'd be getting my braces off in a few weeks, I've been even more obsessed with my teeth. I'm constantly checking my teeth in the mirror. I brush them all the time. And I TALK about … Continue reading Randomosity
This is why the wife and I need our own op ed column...Shanio: 2 percent! Does that even count as a win??La: Hahaha no!Shanio: LolShanio: Exactly!La: I neeeeeed her to drop outShanio: LolShanio: YeahLa: I mean, she's not of courseShanio: She's ridiculous.La: She is!La: So much so that I've actually been considering voting for McCain … Continue reading Hilary Death Watch
we knew from the start that things fall apart, intentions shatter...I'm all confused when the phone rings because it's late and I just got off of it and nothing that needs my attention at this time of night is a good thing.I'm right.I've literally never heard someone crying so hard. If I wasn't already familiar … Continue reading Things Fall Apart
I know, everyone is all up in arms about Reverend Wright but is anyone outraged and questioning John McCain about this?I don't know why I'm shocked at all. This is the same country that will try and convince me that we don't live in a racist nation and then pretend the Reverend's views, for better … Continue reading I’m Sure this isn’t Racist but "Anti-American" Too
I love them together. This almost made me wanna get married.Almost.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/24402686#24402686