Hilary Death Watch

This is why the wife and I need our own op ed column…

Shanio: 2 percent! Does that even count as a win??
La: Hahaha no!
Shanio: Lol
Shanio: Exactly!
La: I neeeeeed her to drop out
Shanio: Lol
Shanio: Yeah
La: I mean, she’s not of course
Shanio: She’s ridiculous.
La: She is!
La: So much so that I’ve actually been considering voting for McCain if she gets the dem slot
La: Unless she takes John Edwards as her running mate
La: In which case I’ll be so confused
Shanio: Lmao!
Shanio: There is no way in hell I would vote for her.
La: I just don’t want her to “misspeak” on something else and we end up in the middle of WWIII
Shanio: Lol
Shanio: I feel like McCain is a known quantity
Shanio: You know what you’re getting
Shanio: Clinton is just so disingenuous
La: So true
La: At least McCain is somewhat consistent
La: As much as a politician can be
Shanio: Right
La: And isn’t so conservative that it makes me uncomfy
Shanio: I’d rather have a president who is a known racist and anti-humanitarian
Shanio: Than a woman who pretends to be whatever her current constituency is
Shanio: _____ outta here with that ____! (words edited to protect the Ivy)
Shanio: Lol
La: Hahahaha!
La: Precisely
La: I don’t need a political chameleon
La: I need to know exactly what I’m getting
La: Even if I don’t like it
Shanio: Obama is the most consistent
La: And wtf is it w/this elitist thing?
La: Jesus I’d hope my president was among the elite
La: If he’s gonna speak for me and all

Shanio: OMFG
Shanio: It’s that obama is an uppity negro
Shanio: And ‘elitist’ is the 2008 way of saying that ___ (edited to protect the Ivy)

La: Lol
La: Well then shit I’m elitist too
La: Lol
Shanio: Lol
La: So ridiculous
Shanio: Precisely
La: I’m sorry as much as I’d love to go have a beer w/average joe plumber down the street
La: I don’t want him deciding if I can get birth control, lol
Shanio: Um
Shanio: Notsomuch
La: And fuckin Clinton hollering about him being “outta touch”
La: When has she ever been in touch?
La: Her father owned his own business
La: She went to ivy league schools on her parents dime

La: Got into politics on her husbands dick
La: What exactly is she in touch with?
Shanio: Lol
Shanio: His dick?
La: Yeah right 😉
La: Lol

And later…

La: SONOFABITCH!!!
La: She’s not dropping!!!
Shanio: We knew this, honey
Shanio: Breathe
Shanio: And then go to slate.com
Shanio: Because ____ it, the numbers aren’t adding up
La: *stomping my feet and cursing*
La: Lol
Shanio: Take comfort in the math!!
La: Ok I’m in love w/the Hilary Death Watch
La: “Willing suspension of disbelief”
La: Hahahahahaha
La: Ahh slate 🙂
Shanio: Lol!
Shanio: I know
Shanio: Hahaha
La: Why the hell do people keep pretending like black people are the only ones voting for Obama?
La: Blacks make up barely a third of registered voters
La: Who are they kidding?
La: Come on Clinton
Shanio: Lmao
Shanio: I KNOW!
Shanio: Chick loaned herself 6.4 million dollars over the last month!
Shanio: Wtf?
La: Yeah!
La: I read that!
La: That’s elitist!
Shanio: The Obamas can’t even afford to do that mess, and they’re elitist?
La: Do you have 6.4 mil to loan yourself?
Shanio: (Not that they need too!)
La: Do the Obamas?
La: Hahahaha get outta my head!
Shanio: Hahahaaha!
Shanio: Best comment on the story about her loaning herself money:
Shanio: “I was going to post here to encourage Hilary to step down, but now that I think about it, there’s a certain symmetry to her borrowing herself into financial bankruptcy to match her new political and moral ones.”
Shanio: That person is my new best friend.
La: Hahahahahahaha!
La: Can we throw them a party!
La: Lol
Shanio: Lol!
La: I *heart* them
La: This coverage is so hilarious
La: Everyone else knows Hil is out
La: Why doesn’t she?!?