I adore my apartment. It's in a quiet, gated community that is relatively inexpensive. I have more than enough room for me and my furniture and my dog. I've got an amazing garden tub, big windows, nine foot ceilings and a comfortable patio facing the quiet of the woods. Honey even has a room of … Continue reading Mama Said There’d be Days Like This
I am prideful. Sometimes foolishly so. Because I am prideful, I am not particularly fond of having to depend on people. This can be just as detrimental to interpersonal relationships as you might think it is.Because I don't like depending on people, I don't care for asking people for things. This, coupled with my outlandish … Continue reading Hubris
I should probably issue a few disclaimers before I say anything else. The first and maybe most important one being, I am single and childless. Most of my friends, those who are single and those who are in varying degrees of love, are also childless. We’re all varying degrees of sexually active as well.In short, … Continue reading Baby Daddy Day
I have something to admit here, if you have not already surmised it from six years of writing about my life's foolishness. For the most part, I have been Girl Who Always has a Dude or Lucky Girl Around. And not necessarily a relationship but just SOMEONE; someone to take me out or tell me … Continue reading La’s Guide to Jump Offs
Generally I try to avoid the news, as my own life is already enough of a national tragedy that I don’t feel the need to exacerbate it by reading about the misfortunes of others. It’s hard enough to stay on a diet without reading about some poor kid who has cancer. No one can fight … Continue reading The (Church) Family who Preys
“I really love you. I love you. Always will," The Great Houdini says to me somewhere around 2am when I am not nearly as defensive as we started this conversation. I knew this was coming, the way you see a car speeding in your direction. For the last two hours of this conversation I have … Continue reading Crash.
Hi readers!In case you haven't noticed, there are a few changes going on around here. We have a new name, more in keeping with prevailing themes in my life:Liquor, Loans and Love: Legends of Quarter Life Crisis.We are also moving to a new .com. If you're visiting before the entire moving process is complete, you … Continue reading Under Construction
When I was younger I had all sorts of ideas about marriage. And I don’t mean the fairy tale, lovey dovey, fantasy ideas about marriage you had. As a kid growing up in households where divorces were the norm, I didn’t have the luxury of believing in Prince Charming and ever after and all that.Instead, … Continue reading Fuck Love, Get Greece