A lesson about community service.Liquor is a prominent theme in my life on this blog. It’s even in the title. As much as I talk about going to happy hour and appreciating the wonder that is Jack Daniels single barrel whiskey, you probably think I am drunk more often than not. That is simply not … Continue reading Why You Shouldn’t Leave Your Drunk Girlfriends in Public Bathrooms
I have been breaking things. I don’t mean that metaphorically.It started with a tiny plate, one of those little dainty things that you rest a hot tea cup on. What the hell are those called? Unknown nomenclature aside, it started with that. I pulled it out of the cabinet and the thought rang through my … Continue reading Broken Arrow
Once, I asked my ex about her body count. She steadfastly refused to tell me. Like, would not even entertain my question, and actually got upset that I asked. At the time, I was irritated as hell because I thought this was just the latest example of her bullheaded insistence on keeping to herself anything … Continue reading Body Count Politics
An anecdote so that you may come to understand how ridiculous my mother is…A couple years ago, she threw her then boyfriend a dinner party for his birthday. She’d gathered a large table of his friends, and was playing the role of doting girlfriend at a tucked away hipster restaurant known for its impressive wine … Continue reading About Being a Daughter
Full disclosure: One of my high school boyfriends is now gay. My first college boyfriend was gay. I’d say about 40% of the men in my life are gay. I was born and raised in the gayest city in the Confederacy; I have one of the gayest degrees you can have from a very gay … Continue reading You Know How I Know You’re Gay?