Meh.

If the legends are true, I have a bit of fear of commitment. Or, at least I do if you ask any of the people I HAVEN’T dated. *side eye* I could offer up the contents of this blog, the last five chronicled years of loving and losing and lusting, as evidence that this isn’t exactly the case, … Continue reading Meh.

Almost Always Counts

Sometimes the internet is the devil. Because of it, have I...a. bought $50 worth of hair productsb. entertained the comedic timing of porn starring Asian girlsc. given I.tunes half my paycheckd. plotted spending the next paycheck at I.keae. been found via face.book by that Harlem cutie who couldn't hold a convo worth a damn but … Continue reading Almost Always Counts

I Promise I am not Covering my Ears and Screaming "la la la!!" at the Top of my Lungs…

A few things that you all should be proud of... I got my hair re-colored. No more dark, hoodrat roots!! I re-love being a blond (at a slightly darker, black girl friendly hue hue.) THERE IS FOOD IN MY FRIDGE. And LOTS of it. And healthy shit too... you know, all those fruits and vegetables … Continue reading I Promise I am not Covering my Ears and Screaming "la la la!!" at the Top of my Lungs…