I don’t realize it until probably the fourth time I wipe off and reapply the same sheer lip gloss; I’m nervous. Nervousness is just one of many emotions I am not adept at managing, as I am generally not prone to it. But here it is, uninvited and rude, ricocheting around my stomach and filling … Continue reading 6
Category: I’m Not as Think as you Drunk I Am
The One Where I End up in the Emergency Room
Today, a change of pace; a date where I am an absolute mess.In case you’ve missed it, I have a penchant for wearing heels. High heels. Five inches or better. Three inch heels are flats to me. I am also quite tiny, so in situations where I desire to be the height of a normal sized person, … Continue reading The One Where I End up in the Emergency Room
Regentrification Violence
On Friday nights, I do what everyone who is young and works too much and doesn’t care for sobriety does; I head to my closest happy hour, make friends with the bartender, and drink on a sliding scale depending on how hard my week was. This Friday was no different.I’d done drinks before dinner, then … Continue reading Regentrification Violence
Why You Shouldn’t Leave Your Drunk Girlfriends in Public Bathrooms
A lesson about community service.Liquor is a prominent theme in my life on this blog. It’s even in the title. As much as I talk about going to happy hour and appreciating the wonder that is Jack Daniels single barrel whiskey, you probably think I am drunk more often than not. That is simply not … Continue reading Why You Shouldn’t Leave Your Drunk Girlfriends in Public Bathrooms
Liquor, Loans & Love 