Early Onset Age Alzheimer’s or Also: Shouldn’t this Part be Over?

Remember how I turned 28 a couple months ago?Well, apparently you would be the only one.In the last few weeks, I have, loudly, confidently and quite wrongly, referred to myself as 27. In a couple different instances. In a few different ways and under a handful of different circumstances. But in all cases, the threading … Continue reading Early Onset Age Alzheimer’s or Also: Shouldn’t this Part be Over?

New Year, No Lube

If 2012 were a guy, it would be guy who tries to fuck on the first date.Not even like, guy-who-is-insanely-charming-and-hilarious-so-you-have-absolutely-no-recourse-BUT-to-end-the-date-with-your-panties-on-top-of-the-flat-screen. No, this is like barely-put-forth-an-effort-but-expect-you-to-give-it-up-because-he-brought-popcorn-AND-candy-at-the-movies guy. That is to say, 2012 is fucking me without preamble or pomp and circumstance. And I am not happy about it.As it stands, we are exactly 25 days into … Continue reading New Year, No Lube

"Listen to my instincts and say fuck the rest…"

Today's post title brought to you by the letter U for "undun" by The Roots which, if you have not bought it yet, means you are failing rapidly at life.I’ve spent the last couple of years trying valiantly to squash my natural proclivity for being impulsive and spontaneous, believing, however misguidedly, that such tempestuousness was indicative … Continue reading "Listen to my instincts and say fuck the rest…"