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It starts with Red.Just a little, around the edges, slightly pink, rather than the entire Red saturation that is sure to come.Maybe you shake just a bit, your extremeties antithetic to your usual smooth movements, each fraction of your greater whole shuddering and shaking, your whole shit just disjointed.Your breathing changes, the rhythmic steady inhalation … Continue reading This.
Lookit!!!!Muze, one of my favs despite the fact that she refuses to IM me (I started this a min ago Muze, lol), nominated me for an honest blogger award. (She also keeps a second blog here. Go harass her about updating regularly, k? lol) And so did nikki! I feel all special. The rules go … Continue reading Shucks
I'm alive. I'll be back when I can get some power or at least a steady cell signal. (My poor BB is on the bullshit right now.) How cruel is it that after 2 years of going without cable, I finally get it for a few hours only for it to be wiped out by … Continue reading
Hey everybody!*waiting*GODDAMMIT I SAID HELLO!!!!That's more like it.Hi kiddies! Sorry I just disappeared, no posting or commenting or notice or NOTHIN'. I know I said I would be better with that but... sometimes I be lyin'.I was outta town, trying to simultaneously do some grown woman things and not get alcohol poisoning because that is … Continue reading Oops
The wife turned me on to Slate awhile back and they never let me down. Here is my favoritest thing I have read thus far about the election.The Truth About Barack ObamaThe Barack Obama presidential campaign introduced a new site last week, FightTheSmears.com, that it hopes will debunk persistent myths about the senator: that he's … Continue reading The Truth About Barack Obama
Ok real talk... I've never really met a white boy that could get it on sight before. Not that they don't exist, because I'm sure that they do, it's just that I've met more goofy, All American, frat boy Zack Morris type white boys. Not far too sexy with undeniable swag white boys, which is … Continue reading Who said Vanilla was Boring?
Aiight let's real talk it out for a second, yes?We stay allllllll up in and through each other's shit right? We discuss everything from down low brothers to dick size to Dior to diaphragms, true? There are things you share or have shared with our little incestuous circle of blog family that you haven't even … Continue reading "Ima Hit Defrost on ya, let’s Get it Blazin’…"
Finally getting around to my list, so benevolently bestowed upon me by Ducktastic over there at Life Full Out.Things I Would Have a Clone Do(in no particular order)Go to work for me.Not because I hate work. My job is actually pretty tolerable and I love the people I work with. But I feel like sitting … Continue reading Things I Would Have a Clone Do
...that I have had for 3 weeks.I'm sitting at my desk at work and I can barely function. Even my eyeballs hurt. This is not a good look.Apparently the rumor is that it is stress...?*le sigh*I need to sit and be still and not talk to anyone cuz I'm not so good at it.But alas, … Continue reading I Have a Headache…