Imagine your phone rings at your desk at work. After a quick glance at the caller ID, you decide not to answer right that second because you are up to the tip of your nose in a project you have to get out by 6pm. A few seconds later, your cell phone lights up and … Continue reading Contact
Here is a cheat sheet for today's post: sometimes I contradict myself. You're welcome.Generally, I am a level-headed, pragmatic person. I am the person you want standing near you in the instance you so happen to catch on fire because I'm not the type of girl who is going to be bent over screaming, "ZOMG … Continue reading Is This all There Is?
...about how I know I am now being punished for spending a previous life kicking kittens into lakes.I went on a date. A real, live date. I was worried I would be a bit rusty after putting myself on a self- imposed hiatus through the rest of the year (it’s not hard if you keep … Continue reading This is a Story…
Being the asshole that I am, I have cracked many, MANY jokes on Twitter about this whole Eddie Long scandal. I would be remiss to not mention that sometimes when I am having a bad day, I go look at him posing with his hip jutted out in his tangerine Under Armor shirt, and it … Continue reading The Good Bishop and What he is or Isn’t
I have the most comfortable bed on earth. It is like lying on clouds lined with organic cotton wrapped in the sighs of baby cherubs. If love and kindness was made by Serta, this is what it would feel like. I say all of that not to offer free advertising, but rather to explain just … Continue reading Pearl Harbor
I remember when I wrote this and then later revealed this, I got a few emails from readers who ranged from shocked ("Omg! Who knew?!") to, well, men ("Do you guest star regularly? Me and my fiancé...")* One of the emails I received stayed with me long after I read it; "I have struggled with … Continue reading My Girl got a Girlfriend
We interrupt your day to bring you the following emergency service announcement....I get it.I really do.I mean, I don't get it like you do, which probably requires a trip or two to the friendly neighborhood free clinic, but in theory, I understand.It's easier to be a hoe than a woman.I totally get it.People are, by nature, … Continue reading Jump Off (Something)
Today in glaringly obvious understatements: I was an excellent English student as a child. My love of the written word came directly from my love of reading. I absolutely loved to read. I didn't think it was uncool or not fun. Fiction was a means by which to escape; history a conduit to self discovery. I devoured … Continue reading Read a Book
Seriously, I hate this time of year. And before y'all try to play me like I don't like it because Valentine's Day is coming up and I'm single, kill yourself. That's not why. I am not one of those single people. Maybe because I actually enjoy being single rather than just saying that until some … Continue reading Married, Filing Jointly?
Here are some things you might not know about me...- I am 25.- I have a college degree from the HBCU better than all others.- Said degree was obtained in 4 years... but it should have taken me 6.- I have no children. None. Just a dog.- I have never been married.- I have a … Continue reading Bulletproof