On Sundays, I clean.
I also assiduously avoid talking to people who are not QQ if I can. Sunday is my day to relax and unwind, to decompress and prepare for my week. For as many hours as I can manage, I let myself become the center of my own universe, cleaning my space, performing a number of beauty rituals (deep conditioning, facial, eyebrow shaping), and napping to my heart’s content. Unless, of course, I have a crush on someone.
Then my zen is all fucked up.
I don’t get crushes often. It is increasingly rare that I meet someone who gets me to remember their name, let alone give them my full attention. I find myself that woman I always feared I would become; the one who has seen it all, knows all the games and is generally apathetic to anything that isn’t genuine. And Lord knows genuine is on ration. When it comes to dating recently, I have become a lot like Daria in the opening credits of her show; I can barely be bothered to show up, and when I do, I can’t be bothered to participate.
But, Jesus, when I am actually in like with someone? God help us all. In between crushes, I completely forget what they’re like. Every single one knocks me on my ass like the last one and proves that no matter how mature and well acquainted with game I am, if someone who has your attention calls you gorgeous, you fall apart a little on the inside. I have to admit, dear readers, I am hopelessly awkward in the safety of my bedroom. I find myself thinking without permission, “Oh, I should tell him about this.”
And I don’t like it not even one bit.
My friends, well, they love it. They send me taunting text messages;
HAHAHAHA you thought this was him texting you didn’t you? Did you dive across the fucking room?
I get that message from QQ one Sunday, right after I, when faced with the deafening silence from my cell phone, gave myself a pep talk something along the lines of, “Can’t fall, don’t fall, ice cold.” I dust myself off from the super secret spy roll I just busted out to cover the distance between me and the phone before responding to her.
No! How soft baked do you think I am?
Soft baked as fuck, bitch.
I hate that girl so much.
I feel like at some point I should have gotten too old, learned too many lessons, seen too much, grown up far too much, to still be acting like a high schooler, sitting up having marathon phone conversations into the wee, quiet hours of the morning like I don’t have a damn job to go to. Laughing out loud at silly text messages we exchange. Failing at stopping a smile from spreading wide across my face when his name pops up on my cell.
Apparently, I have not.
That is the bad news.
The good news is, I am getting TONS of exercise, what with all the running from all over the house, diving, lunging, and rolling around in bed giggling I’ve been doing.
*sigh* I’m too old for this shit.
8 thoughts on “Crushed”
Crushes are fun. Have fun girl. I still like my most recent crush I guess. I do still get annoyed when I think it's him and it's a damn CNN update so I guess I still like his lil cute ass.
I do not appreciate how y'all are enjoying this. lol
That post made me smile (and laugh a bit too). Enjoy it!
……all I wanna say is enjoy 🙂
People never get too old for crushes. You should hear what 60-year-old single ladies talk amongst themselves :D.
Not that that helps much. Just to let you know.
Nothing wrong with crushing La. Just go with it. Keep your guard up but not too high. I'm sure you know like I do that all men are not created equal.
*singing* La has a crush. lol
I know the feeling. I had a crush a few months ago. He had me checking my phone to make sure it was still working. You know you have it bad when you call someone and ask them to call you back to see if your phone rings. HA!
*ducks and runs*